Dexholders in the hunger games

IMAGINE THE DEXHOLDERS IN THE HUNGER GAMES. THEY HAVE TO USE THEIR ABILITIES AND TALENTS TO SURVIVE.

SO WE GOT RED WHO’S THE BATTLER, SO HE’S GOOD AT BATTLING. WE HAVE GREEN WHO’S THE TRAINER, SO I GUESS HE’S GOOD AT TRAINING HIMSELF??? IDK. AND THEN WE HAVE BLUE WHO IS EVOLVER SO IDK MAYBE SHE EVOLVES SHIT.

AND YELLOW. OKAY. SO SHE LIKE CAN HEAL SHIT. SO LIKE YEA. GREAT.

AND THEN THERE’S GOLD WHO IS TOTALLY USELESS SINCE HE IS THE HATCHER. HE’D JUST HATCH AN EGG AND SHIT. HE’D PROBABLY BE THE FIRST TO DIE. AND THEN THERE’S SILVER. WHO IS THE EXCHANGER SO HE EXCHANGES SHIT SO HE CAN LIVE. AND THEN TEHRE IS CRYSTAL WHO LIKE IS THE CATCHER. SO SHE CATCHES SHIT LIKE IDK???

OKAY SO THEN WE HAVE RUBY WHO IS THE CHARMER SO HE LIKE CHARMS PEOPLE. SAPPHIRE IS THE CONQUEROR SO SHE LIKE CONQUERS EVERYONE.

EMERALD IS THE CALMER. HE LIKE CALMS EVERYONE THE FUCK DOWN.

AND THEN THERE’S DIAMOND. HE’S THE EMPATHIZER. SO IDK. HE’S PROBABLY DIE PRETTY FAST TOO. AND THEN THERE’S PEARL. HE’S THE DETERMINER. SO LIKE HE’D BE LIKE RED AND SAPPHIRE MIXED INTO ONE. AND THEN THERE’S PLATINUM. SHE IS THE UNDERSTANDER. WELL. SHIT. SHE’D DIE PRETTY FAST ALSO.

AND THEN THERE’S BLACK AND WHITE. THEY’RE THE DREAMERS. SO LIKE THEY’D DREAM ABOUT GOING HOME AND DIE.

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