Reading sad angst fanfics of your otp like

Me: no-noPE. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. FUCK YOU.
Me: FUCKING STUPID IDIOT FUCKING. SWEAR. TO. FUCKING. GOD.
Me: YOU IDIOT WHY DIDNT YOU REALIZE THAT BEFORE?! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID DIPSHIT LITTLE BITCH
Me: KISS HIM. KISS HIM.
Me: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE THE WRITER OF THIS STORY TOO I HATE YOU ALL I HATE EVERYTHING.
Me: *rolls off bed* NOPE.
Me: SON OF A BITCH NO.
Me: *deep gross sobbing*
Me: *screams and jumps out a window and bombs entire neighborhood*
Me: ………
Me: let’s read it again that was amazing.