- “why the fuck cant i sleep at night”
- “shitfuck i changed the topic too fast because i thought about rocks and then coal and then trains and now the person im talking to is wondering if i’ve only been thinking of cargo puns while they were talking about important shit”
- *rolls over at 3:28 am* “how do snails pee”
- “ive read this sentence twenty fucking times and it still doesnt make sense this is so frustrati n g??>!?”