what ur instrument choice says about u

flute: fuck you
oboe: i hate myself. i hate myslef . i hate myself. i hate mysefl. i hate myself. i hate
clarinet: everyone wants to punch me in the fucking face.
bassoon: *falls over own feet*
soprano saxophone: what the fcuk
alto/tenor saxophone: i’m an annoying nerd but i think i’m cool
baritone saxophone: i listen to nickelback unironically
horn: I am so good at my instrument… sweaty 🙂
trumpet: i will never shut the fuck up
trombone: ever kissed a brass player ;;;;;;)
tuba: hehehehehehehe baap
baritone: i don’t know my band teacher chose it for me
percussion: i just wanna get stoned
violin: i just wanna be fuCKING PERFECT GODD
viola: my clothes are all roughly the same color as oatmeal
cello: i will fuck you up and then cry
double bass: do you find my greasy hair and slightly too small pants sexy
piano: fuck off