Babysitter Wars: Gold vs Silver

keep-it-canon:

General philosophy
Silver: “Sit down, shut up, and if you’re good we’ll play a game.”
Gold: “Sounds like fun! Just don’t tell your parents I allowed it.”

Scrapes and bruises
Silver: “See, THIS is what happens when you don’t listen to the babysitter.”
Gold: “Hey, you got a battle scar now! Sweet!”

Temper tantrum
Silver: *sits down and reads a magazine*
Gold: “Thank goodness I’m not that immature.”

Bedtime stories
Silver: “You seriously call this literature?”
Gold: “You know what, let’s watch a movie instead!”

Emergency
Silver: *calls 911*
Gold: *calls Crystal*

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