(I only went to Sinnoh bc I haven’t finished the BW or B2W2 chapters)
Red: “red no you cannot have cold Chinese food for three meals in a row you have a microwave.”
Green: he can make a killer steak but he cannot cook anything other than meat to save his life
Blue: “you just made a full meal out of stale leftovers and it actually tastes good what the hell.”
Yellow: “I’m sorry but no one else is vegan here we don’t want your bean sprout salad.”
Gold: please don’t. Just get take out.
Silver: I WAS GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES HOW DID YOU SET THE OVEN ON FIRE ALREADY.
Crystal: this is the food of the gods holy crap I NEED MORE
Ruby: he’s the block master, lord of flavor!
Sapphire: “does this chicken nugget have a feather still in it?” “Shhhhhhh no it doesn’t.” “Bu-” “it’s organic.”
Emerald: he always forgets he has food in the oven and burns it to a crisp.
Wally: idk about dinners but YOUR DESSERTS ARE TO DIE FOR
Dia: you might be the greatest chef known to man.
Pearl; you undercooked everything. EVERYTHING. Learn some patience kid.
Platina: I’m not sure how but you screwed up buttered toast. I appreciate the effort but leave it to Dia.
Cooking headcanons
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