Gold: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Crystal: gold nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
Silver: FLOOR IT?
Crystal: GOLD NO
Gold: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
Crystal: GOLD YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Gold: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Crystal: GOLD P L E A S E
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