katriona-findlay:

whorewriter:

mammaslittlefaggot:

Gay pride

Bisexual lust

Transgender jelousy

Asexual sloth

Pansexual gluttony

Heterosexual greed

LESBIAN WRATH

my conservative bigot roommate is asking why i’m laughing but if i tell him he’ll have a heart attack.
Maybe I should tell him

Then you’d have to pay rent on your own for a while. BUT, you’d be able to find a new roommate!