the signs on Halloween

ARIES: “Why are you attacking me right now? I had to buy a real axe. I want my costume to look authentic”
TAURUS: “No, this is all wrong. If you put the cobwebs there it distracts everyone from the gravestones. I’ll fix it”
GEMINI: “Ok, so I found this thing on Google. It’s the , ‘Top 20 Pranks to Play on Trick or Treaters’, so I’m answering the door tonight”
CANCER: *is decorating sugar cookies by icing on spiders with smiley faces*
LEO: “I’ll take as many selfies as I want, Halloween is only once a year”
VIRGO: *organising bowls of treats to accommodate to the preferences and possible health requirements of trick or treaters*
LIBRA: “Don’t laugh at me. I couldn’t decide between the Angel or Devil costume and by the time I got there this was the only one left. Let me live”
SCORPIO: “No, I’m not too old to go trick or treating”
SAGITTARIUS: “So! Who’s exploring the abandoned house with me later tonight?”
CAPRICORN: *spends all night watching horror movie classics*
AQUARIUS: “Do you think Halloween would be a good time to try and contact aliens?”
PISCES: “Everyone! Look at my costume real quick” *trips on it and falls over*