cool nicknames for your friends based on their signs

aries: hotshot
taurus: tony tony macaroni
gemini: big city kid
cancer: wiggles
leo: bicycle buddy
virgo: cinnamon swole
libra: mystery machine
scorpio: bruno mars
sagittarius: dangerous daniel the gay cocker spaniel
capricorn: trashy tabitha
aquarius: your eminence
pisces: chad