Aries: “Maybe we should split up. Me and Gemini will go-” *Points at map at random* “Here.”
Taurus: “Nah. I think I’ll stay here. Text me some updates.”
Gemini: *Sitting in the corner with an attitude*
Cancer: *crying* “What are you guys DOING? We’ll never find our way!”
Leo: “Everyone just chill. I’ll use the map to find the way.”
Virgo: “No need, I’ll use the GPS on my phone.” *Looks down* “Welp. My phone’s dead.”
Libra: “I love our teamwork! This is going great!”
Scorpio: “Shut up Libra. We’re in the middle of nowhere. I hate all of you.”
Sagittarius: “Just enjoy the circumstances for right now. We’ll make it out alive, probably.”
Capricorn: “This is all of your faults! If you’d have listened to me we wouldn’t be in this mess.”
Aquarius: “We should start planning ahead, we’re going to get hungry at some point. We should all take a vote of who we’ll eat. I vote Pisces.”
Pisces: *Rocking back and forth and sobbing*
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