Young Silver: Once upon a time, there was a big pile of treasure in the desert, and the heroes found it and killed all the bad guys, the end.
Pryce: No no no — that’s not how you start a story!
Young Silver: I thought it was pretty good.
Pryce: And I think you’re not getting fed this week. No, THIS is how you start a story!
Pryce: Legends speak of Captain Blade’s Lost Treasure of the Sands.
Pryce: Of a prize so great that men would turn the sands red in pursuit of it.
Pryce: Of a pirate queen, courageous and deadly, who would stop at nothing to find it.
Pryce: Of a monstrous Leviathan.
Pryce: Of the heroes who journeyed to the desert town of Oasis, not know the horrors that would befall them.
Pryce: See? That’s how you do it.
Young Silver: Mine was more succinct.
Pryce: Your life’s gonna be succinct you little orphan.

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