Green: Now let’s make like Scooby Doo, and split up to find a clue.
Red: Green, that rhymed!
Green: Shut up, Red.
Green: *to Red and Gold* Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks. I’ll take the cabinet, and Velma, you get the spooky-looking fridge.
Crystal: What? Why do I get this dubious-looking device?!
Green: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Velma gets the spooky fridge.
Red: Who are you then, Green, Freddie?
Green: Bitch, I’m Daphne
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