Alexander Hamilton: oh look it’s the guy
Aaron burr, Sir: its the other guy
My Shot: Squad up
The Story of Tonight: let’s do the thing
The Schuyler Sisters: wait there’s a third one?
Farmer Refuted: dude gets shreked
You’ll Be Back: King George doesn’t like reality
Right Hand Man: lol get rekt Burr
A Winter’s Ball: “We’re reliable WITH THE LADIES”
Helpless: I just met this guy let’s get married
Satisfied: I’m totally happy for my sister and not jealous at all
The Story of Tonight (Reprise): stereotypical marriage jokes
Wait For It: Burr’s life story
Stay Alive (not to be confused with the song by the Bee Gees): wow stuff is not going well
Ten Duel Commandments: “Most disputes die and no one shoots” *several duels happen and people die*
Meet Me Inside: Daddy’s angry
That Would Be Enough: “Hey Alex, friendly reminder that I exist” – Eliza
Guns and Ships: Lafayette is a Badass
History Has Its Eyes On You: Son, don’t fuck up
Yorktown: Does dancing count as fighting?
What Comes Next?: “no fair you cheated” – King George
Dear Theodosia: the daddy song
Non-Stop; Alex, how do you do literally everything? Also, why?
What’d I Miss?: We missed you Tommy
Cabinet Battle #1: Alex and Tommy try to kill each other
Take a Break: Alex cares more about his work than his family
Say No to This: Alex what the fuck are you doing
The Room Where it Happens: you can tell this isn’t 2016 cause compromises actually happen
Schuyler Defeated: Burr wants attention
Cabinet Battle #2: Alex and Tommy try to kill each other part 2
Washington on Your Side: we don’t like Alex, let’s fuck him up
One Last Time: The end of the last good President
I Know Him: lol let’s see how badly this will end
The Adams Administration: Alex doesn;t like Adams
We Know: Alex why
Hurricane: Alex stop
The Reynolds Pamphlet: Alex what are you doing
Burn: I’m a good person I don’t deserve this
Blow Us All Away: Alex teaches his son how to die
Stay Alive (Reprise): Alex were you expecting something else?
It’s Quiet Uptown: “I fucked up I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up
I fucked up” – Alex
The Election of 1800: “Hey Burr, suck on this” – Alex
Your Obedient Servant: Burr’s angry now
Best of Wives and Best of Women: I love you, despite all evidence to the contrary
The World Was Wide Enough: Burr fucks up
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: At least Eliza knows how to do stuff without fucking up
Hamilton: A Song by Song Summary
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