Your fave is problematic: Chrom

theleftnippleofchrom:

sugarfilledstars:

grima-of-nohr:

theleftnippleofchrom:

• Allows Grima the fell dragon to command his army
• Outfit looks like it was stolen from a corpse
• Walks in on army tacticians naked
• Can’t pass down galeforce
• Raised a philanderer (sometimes)
• Has naked poster of himself in every tent

• Lucina deserved better from him than one sword and a world of trouble

• No feet

• ruins every floor with shoving his weapons into it
• uses the fire emblem as a shield and gets surprised after it gets stolen
• invades personal space
• complains about life of a royal to someone resorting to thievery
• has spent his whole life surrounded by pegasus knights yet he doesn’t know what’s the plural form of “pegasus”

• let’s complete strangers into his army 
• let’s his enemies into his army
• doesn’t know how to talk to women
• watches his daughter try to commit murder on his best friend, without attempting to interfere
• doesn’t ever question the mark of grima on his tactician’s cloak or hand
• would be

  fucking

  dead if it wasn’t for frederick

• allows someone with “amnesia” that looks and seems shady as hell be his tactician, who turns out to be fucking grima, that fucking kILLS HIM IN THE FUTURE, COMMAND HIS ARMY.
• “Nah Frederick they’re chill, they can command my Very Important army. It’s not like I’m gonna die or anything.”

‘m’lord, i fucking told you’