executivearcher:

highlights of the HGSS pokespe chapters:

• Eusine sobbing hysterically when Silver tells him his life story
• Kris flipping her shit when she thinks someone noticed her embarrassing outfit
• Petrel trying to escape by disguising himself as Bugsy but with a goatee
• Archer getting punted down a flight of stairs by the lord god Arceus itelf 
• Archer in general because good fucking lord he is a disaster