Instead of fanon we should just embrace that characters will be reduced to a few qualities and try to control it. For example:
- Red- instead of having him be oblivious to anything relationship-wise, give him minimal characteristic dialogue and use him as living eye candy because I heard that Red has an 8-pack. That Red is shredded.
- Green- stop all that stonic and emo Green crap and turn him into an actual green bean! They can’t talk or think so no dialogue no problem!!
- Blue- she is usually used a matchmaker which has little canon evidence so your best bet is to take advantage of her personality (shocking am I right) and use her as a roaring bisexual to attract The Gays™
- Yellow- shy and quiet? Constantly blushing over Red? This girl would punch Lance in the face! Just have her constantly asleep! And if lance shows up, she goes super-saiyan.
- Gold- flirty? Under certain circumstances. Calling people by nicknames? All the time. He is now the Nickname Generator 2000 (not for use on pokemon, he gives those kinda sucky nicknames)
- Silver- Emo ginger? Wrong. All anime characters with long red hair are secretly the same person so just look at a character analysis for Erza Scarlet or someone.
- Crystal- she isn’t really as overly violent as she is in fanon because that would be a bad influence. Crystal is a GOD-TIER MOM
- Ruby- maybe he is a girly boy but at least give him his appropriate daddy issues
- Sapphire- DO NOT repeat DO NOT make her Ruby Fan Girl #1. She is Ruby Fang Girl #1 ok.
- Emerald- croissant with a dirt gun.
- Wally- wait do I have to do him? He’s still alive????
- Diamond- he’s actually good just food and bad puns, that’s about it.
- Pearl- again he’s fine just a gotta go fast comedian with a paper fan for smacking some sense into you idiots.
- Platinum- making it raiiiin miss money bags and definitely knows what people mean when they ask her about her relationship with Dia and Pearl and definitely just says “I like them both” as a total troll
- Black- HE IS A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER NO QUESTIONS ASKED
- White- boss lady who is always working and carries a roll of duct-tape to put over blacks mouth when he needs to use his inside voice
- Bianca- She is precious. Save her. Don’t even include her in your dirty minds, just mention her to acknowledge her existence then leave her alone
- Cheren- in the game he’s kinda cocky and stuffy but that is NOT how he acts in pokespe. In pokespe he is the hot teacher with the childhood crush on Black.
- Rakutsu- *batman voice* RAAACHELL
- Faitsu- I have no idea their arc isn’t even close to over just though in some N-sempai or whatever
- Hugh- I repeat this arc is over. Please. Give. Me. More. (This boi needs his cat back)
- X- put and blanket over him. Pull it off. Look, he has magically disappeared!! The audience applauds.
- Y- bird obviously all she needs to do is peck and tweet
- Shauna- another big change in the manga, she is no longer super perky, now she is just done. Like with all this crap. Give her a new puppy and it’s ok
- Trevor- smarty farty but shy shy shy. Though he does have screaming potential if Lysandre is there so yeah
- Tierno- WhEn in DouBt DanCe OuT
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