One day, you get a knock on your door. When you open it, you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there, wide-eyed. “I know you won’t believe me,” they say, “but you’re the main character of my favorite book. I know how it ends and I’m here to change it.”
“Oh thank god, my life is really spiraling out of control lately” you say, relieved
Harry Potter pulls out a handgun “I think you misunderstand the point of this visit”
“I visited the
pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in
shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I
started painting him.“
Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head
I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.
Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!
a friend of mine told me about her friend i think from high school who was gay but not out, and he pretended for a while to have a girlfriend named Amanda who he would go see a lot, and they’d be all, come hang out with us and he’d be like sorry I’ve got a date with Amanda, and they were like when are we gonna meet this Amanda??? anyway he kept this up for like a year until he finally came out; and when his friends were like, “wait, what about Amanda?” he said, “IT’S A MAN, DUH.”
i have literally never admired anyone’s commitment to a joke more
So as someone who went to catholic school for 4 years I think I’m relatively qualified to debate the nature of Sebastian’s vows, specifically the difference between chastity and celibacy. Celibacy is giving up sex and such completely, and chastity can be the same thing but I was taught (and I assume it’s the same in Thedas given some obvious parallels between the Chantry and Christianity) that chastity is using sex as a way to serve god, maker, whatever. Chastity is like not letting yourself be controlled by sexual desires and using sex to bond with a partner or have children. So there is a possibility Sebastian does intend to remain completely celibate, if you want to write smut about him it doesn’t necessarily have to include him braking is vows. In my opinion Sebastian’s caution towards sex is more about him not wanting to become the man he was before and is afraid of the effects that kind of intimacy could have him.
tldr- Seb doesn’t need to leave the Chantry to bone so long as he only does it with a committed partner and he doesn’t let it control his life.
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