aceremuslupin:

orochislayer:

lieutenant-cool-egg:

wanderlustexperience:

the-fandoms-have-fallen:

angryinternnoises:

patrickpotato:

riothrrrley:

gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

  • holocaust jokes
  • fat jokes
  • racist jokes
  • rape jokes
  • transphobic jokes
  • homophobic jokes
  • sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

  • “that’s a weird looking dog”
  • mmm whatcha say
  • the audition meme
  • doge 
  • trolling beetles fans
  • dad jokes 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Also:

  • Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  • Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  • Rickrolls

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

  • Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

cryptids and cursed images

purplezaffre:

Black and Reshiram inside the Light Stone.
It has been 1000 days since Black was sealed in the Light Stone.
…PLEASE FREE HIM!

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– Made by me, please do not use, edit or use just some parts of it without permission.
– Credit goes to Pokémon and Gamefreak for the characters and concepts, and to Phyromatical, EVoLiNa, zetavares852, WilsonScarloxy and Akizura16 for the tiles.
– If I’ve forgotten to credit you or someone else, please notify me in the comments and I’ll be sure to give credit to whoever needs to be added.

little self care tips

niqabisinparis:

– apply Vaseline to your eyes, lashes, brows, and lips before bed

– never brush curly hair while it’s dry

– on that note, applying products/oil to curly hair while dry is useless

– use a t shirt to dry hair to avoid frizz

– sleep without pants. trust me.

– avoid watery body lotions like Vaseline’s lotion. only dries you out

– avoid crystalline, jagged scrubs (sugar, coffee. St. Ives, etc.). Use round/gentle ones like oatmeal

– avoid coconut oil on face. if you apply it to your hair wash your face afterwards

– don’t put lemon on your face. it might seem like it’s helping but it weakens its protective layer in the long run. if you do use it, dilute it and avoid sun for a while.

– no toothpaste on pimples either it’s a myth

– why do u have a bra on at home. take that shit off and live a little.

– apply deodorant before getting dressed so it doesn’t rub off on your clothes defeating the purpose

– reapply sunscreen every 3-4 hours

– don’t text the fuckboy he don’t care about you

– wake up 30 minutes earlier to have a more relaxed morning and avoid rushing

– wash panties by themselves so you don’t get the gross dirt and germs from your other clothes mixed in. dry them in the sun to kill bacteria if possible.

– hand wash all hijabs they’ll last longer

– don’t use rose water with added fragrance. always check label

– eat at least one fruit or vegetable a day

– leave menial tasks for the end of the day. don’t drain yourself before getting to the important stuff

– before saying something mean or a nasty joke, take 5 seconds to think about it.

– apologizing first doesn’t make you weak

– being vulnerable doesn’t make you weak

– exfoliate after using foundation or powder

– clean phone screen with rubbing alcohol/sanitizer

might add more later or y’all can reblog with your own tips

mlp roleplay [18+ only]

my-little-ninja:

bukkakehokage:

cooldudebro:

bukkakehokage:

cooldudebro:

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*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you 

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what

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*rarity is suddenly furious* youve been smoking again, after you told me youd given it up? stoney pony ive told you: either the weed goes or i go!

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dude are we talking horses

I will only reblog this on 4/20, and it will probably be the only weed joke I’ll reblog