the first picture i thought “that looks close enough to bernie sanders to be really funny” but the second picture i thought “wait thats really bernie sanders”
if you think bernie sanders wouldve been a good president consider the following: bernie sanders employs a person who didnt do enough googling to ensure a presidential contender didnt spend the weekend with a bunch of furries in boston which is what the seventeenth or eleventh biggest city in the country? theres more than one hotel in boston
Lucina deserved better from him than one sword and a world of trouble
No feet
ruins every floor with shoving his weapons into it
uses the fire emblem as a shield and gets surprised after it gets stolen
invades personal space
complains about life of a royal to someone resorting to thievery
has spent his whole life surrounded by pegasus knights yet he doesn’t know what’s the plural form of “pegasus”
let’s complete strangers into his army
let’s his enemies into his army
doesn’t know how to talk to women
watches his daughter try to commit murder on his best friend, without attempting to interfere
doesn’t ever question the mark of grima on his tactician’s cloak or hand
would be
fucking
dead if it wasn’t for frederick
allows someone with “amnesia” that looks and seems shady as hell be his tactician, who turns out to be fucking grima, that fucking kILLS HIM IN THE FUTURE, COMMAND HIS ARMY.
“Nah Frederick they’re chill, they can command my Very Important army. It’s not like I’m gonna die or anything.”
ringsabel 