anders helps nathaniel to get over velanna, and the joining goblet seems more suitable than a regular wine glass (he is really broken-hearted)
THINGS ANDERS SAID THAT NIGHT
‘Did she call you a pathetic worm? She called me a pathetic worm.’
’…Oh, she did. She did call you…oh. Oh. And I was only joking. Trying to make you feel better.’
‘Cheer up, old nose. Howe do you know ‘pathetic worm’ isn’t ‘handsome halla’ in her language?’
‘Really? She actually picked up a worm and demonstrated?’
’…Used you to illustrate worm, crushed the actual worm to illustrate pathetic?’
‘They always crush you when they love you, I suppose.’
‘So I hear, anyway.’
‘Mine usually clap me in irons and kick me in the head until I stop talking.’
‘Little do they know that kicking me in the head only makes me talk more, not less.’
‘No, no, I’m sure there’s no leftover Darkspawn blood in the goblet.’
‘And, I mean, just, if there was, which I’m not saying there is, but if I was so lazy as to avoid checking or simply let it slip my mind, we already know we’ve built up tolerance for the stuff, haven’t we?’
‘Besides, I needed a cup with a rim big enough that you wouldn’t bonk your nose on the opposite side.’
‘Only cup big enough was this one, unless we wanted to go straight from the barrel.’
’…Oghren’s under there at the moment, though. I even checked. It’s very smelly down there.’
‘But, on the bright side, now I know where that poor ferret went.’
‘May he rest in piss–peace. Peace. That’s the one. Well, piss too, considering…’
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies
at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes
FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS
AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT
DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER
FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY
*Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe
1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)
1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)
½ cup – 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.)
After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.
^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent
WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!
Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.
Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.
Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.
Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)
Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.
I see some of y’all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.
I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one
ringsabel 