I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
a true inspiration
I bet they are secretly thinking some big fish thoughts.
have your followers send in a character + an emoji and then draw them!!
🐾: draw a character with their favorite animal
🏳️🌈: draw a character with pride flags for their sexual and/or gender orientation (either cannon or headcannon)
😈: draw a character as a demon
😇: draw a character as an angel
❤️: draw a character pining
🌸: draw a character with flowers that match their personality
🎂: draw a character celebrating their birthday
🌙: draw a character with a celestial theme
👾: draw a character using pixel art
🗯: draw a character in a comic book style
🔲: draw a character in a minimalist style
🎡: draw a character at a fair
💍: draw a character reacting to being proposed to
🌳: draw a character napping under a tree
👯♂️: draw a character in a playboy bunny outfit
🎃: draw a character in a halloween costume
👗: draw a character in a sundress
👘: draw a character in a kimono, a hanbok, or any traditional clothing
🎩: draw a character in fancy wear
👙: draw a character in swimwear
🕷: draw a character reacting to a spider
🌧: draw a character out in the rain
🌊: draw a character at the ocean
🗡: draw a character as if they were in a rpg/dnd character
🛌: draw two or more characters sleeping next to each other
🃏: draw a character as a tarot card
👑: draw a character as royalty
I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective
According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.
I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…
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