Where do they keep coming from
No, dad, it’s not a phase.
Yes, dad, it is a gayse.I honestly want Selkie and Velouria like this.
You mean like this?
Crystal: Oh my god, Gold, was anything stolen?
Gold: Nothing but….
Gold: (stares out the window longingly)
Gold: My heart…….
Crystal:
Crystal: You’re paying for my taxi ride here and back.
Please just do it
I want to curl into a ball and die and yet I’m so alive
‘You look brill-iant today, my Lady~’
‘One more pun and you will be the firstdrowned
fish’
Mermaid AU was a mistake
Ruby: What is the most stereotypical thing you do as a gay? I wear nail polish.
Gold: I have sex with men.
ringsabel 