Ruby: Look at how cute these pens are!
Gold: That’s gay.
Ruby: Gold, we’ve been dating for-
“gen 1 had pokemon with the coolest designs!”
“new pokemon are based on objects, i hate it!”
“pokemon used to have names with a meaning and not something someone thought of in a minute”
“pokemon used to be based on animals, now theyre not!”
“FOOD POKEMON? hahahaha thats so stupid! ICE CREAM POKEMON! HILARIOUS!”
“gen 1 was the best!”
Wow. You guys are real downers. I can’t believe I made out with both of you.
Gold, to Silver and Crystal (via incorrect-pokespe-quotes)
Silver: I’m Gold’s emergency contact.
Crystal: So you’re here to pick him up?
Silver: I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.
Crystal: Gold and I have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-
Gold: Sentences.
Crystal: Please don’t interrupt me.
ringsabel 