incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Crystal: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Red: What if I bite it and it dies?

Crystal: That means you’re poisonous.

Blue: What if it bites itself and I die?

Crystal: …That’s voodoo.

Silver: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Crystal: That’s correlation, not causation.

Emerald: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Gold: That’s kinky.

keaoriginalart:

not-alya:

-Marinette making a replica of her ladybug suit for fun
-She’s trying it on when there’s an akuma attack and she has to transform
-the akuma traps her, planning to find out her secret identity by waiting until her transformation wears off
-she de-transforms to reveal that Ladybug is….Ladybug
-hilarious responses all around, Chat Noir explodes in frustration