Crystal: Could you get out of the way? You’re blocking the view.
Gold: I am the view.
Best Fire Emblem Fates Critical Quotes
“WAR IS HECK”
“I’m stunning. You’re dead.”
“OOOOOOH~ YES!”
“Die Already!” -Takumi
“You’re gonna need stitches!” -Oboro
“I’m so sorry about this!” -Sakura
You smell like a goat! -Mozu
“The pain will pass”- Kaze
“Time to take out the trash!” – Jakob
“Dance for me!” – Soleil
“I’m bored now.” – Setsuna
“NO MORE HOLDING BACK!” – Effie
“Slashing more than prices!” – Anna
“FATE HAS BROUGHT US HERE!” – Marth
“Ooh, piñata!” -Asugi
*orgasm noises* -Niles
Schrodinger’s fanfic: the fic you leave open waiting in a tab over and over; while it remains tabbed and unread it continues to exist simultaneously as potentially wonderful and potentially disappointing
me on 4/20
“sorry, i can’t come to school, it’s a national holiday”
ringsabel 