Boobberries
Tag: a ladylike thief
How I imagine the real conversation:
Blue: Hey, wake up!
Red: WHY YOU SO CLOSE O.O
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Those shocked eyes. I wonder what Red was staring at besides Blue’s lovely face. Also have my terrible colored version that’s also translated.
Crystal: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Red: What if I bite it and it dies?
Crystal: That means you’re poisonous.
Blue: What if it bites itself and I die?
Crystal: …That’s voodoo.
Silver: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Crystal: That’s correlation, not causation.
Emerald: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Gold: That’s kinky.
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