xanodite:

sona-and-friends:

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

• Rate the Ship –  
  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  
• How long will they last? –
• How quickly did/will they fall in love? – 
• How was their first kiss? –

Wedding:

• Who proposed? – 
  
• Who is the best man/men? –
• Who is the braid’s maid(s)? – 
• Who did the most planning? –
• Who stressed the most? – 
• How fancy was the ceremony? –
  Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  
• Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – 

Sex:

• Who is on top? – 
  
• Who is the one to instigate things? –
• How healthy is their sex life? –
  Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  
• How kinky are they? –
  Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  
• How long do they normally last? – 
• Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – 
• How rough are they in bed? –
  Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
• How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
  No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

• How many children will they have naturally? – 
  
• How many children will they adopt? –
• Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – 
• Who is the stricter parent? –
• Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? –
• Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? –
• Who is the more loved parent? –
• Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
• Who cried the most at graduation? – 
• Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – 

Cooking: 

• Who does the most cooking? – 
  
• Who is the most picky in their food choice? – 
• Who does the grocery shopping? –
• How often do they bake desserts? –
• Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – 
• Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? –
• Who is more likely to suggest going out? – 
• Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? – 

Chores: 

• Who cleans the room? – 
  
• Who is really against chores? – 
• Who cleans up after the pets? –
• Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? –
• Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? –
• Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? –

Misc:

• Who takes the longer showers/baths? – 
  
• Who takes the dog out for a walk? –
• How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? –
• What are their goals for the relationship? –
• Who is most likely to sleep till noon? –
• Who plays the most pranks? –