Dia: jump… jump… jump… jump… jump!
Pearl: yes! that’s my spot! you owe me $5000!
Dia: here you go.
Pearl: *counts fake money* heh heh… I like being rich.
Platinum: *small laugh*
Pearl: what’s so funny?
Platinum: *smiles* oh, nothing. *rolls dice*
“I asked for a hero. I got a six foot tall puppy.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an angry teen with hedgehog hair and no social manners.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a pesky matchmaker thief.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an ambiguously gendered small pacifistic Forest kid.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an womanizing asshat with great hair.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an ambiguously gendered sociopath with a tragic past.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a mam bear with great calves.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a sassy fashionista.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a wild girl who bites people.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an extremely annoying short kid with impossible hair.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a hero, but he’s always sick.”
:DDDDDDDDD
I’m gonna reblog this a million times I love it I’m gonna quote it every five minutes I want individual copies of each quote copy/paste it on my phone save two on my desktop one in each folder take a screenshot and show people on the street with a camera like one of those weird commercials I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSS
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