Tag: an innocent plasma

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Red: …Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

Sapphire: Yes

White: No

Green: I don’t want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and i’m not gay

Black: I’m not gay but i would totally fuck my clone

Diamond: I’m gay, but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird

Pearl: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal

Yellow: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

X: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong

Lacktwo: I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed

Whitwo: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy

Ruby: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Blue: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do

Silver: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil

Gold: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.

Platina: You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned

Spe Dexholders Heights/Weights

sapphucker:

giveusvol54:

ilovecrt:

  • Red 172 cm 58kg 
  • Green 175 cm 60 kg
  • Blue 165cm 48 kg
  • Yellow 148cm 39kg 
  • Gold 168cm 52kg
  • Silver 170cm 53kg
  • Crystal 162cm 46kg 
  • Ruby 163cm 49kg 
  • Sapphire 158cm 45kg
  • Emerald 125cm 28kg
  • Diamond 151cm 51kg 
  • Pearl 157cm 45kg 
  • Platinum 153cm 39.5kg
  • Black 165cm 47kg 
  • White 161cm 44kg 
  • Lack-Two 152 cm 50kg 
  • Whi-Two 150cm 43kg
  • X 149cm 40kg
  • Y 153cm 43kg
  • Sun 141 cm 42kg
  • Moon 145cm 38kg 

for us americans:

Red (5’6”, 127lbs)
Green (5’7”, 132lbs)
Blue (5’4”, 105.8lbs)
Yellow (4’8”, 85lbs)
Gold (5’5”, 114lbs)
Silver (5’57”, 116lbs)
Crystal (5’3”, 101lbs)
Ruby (5’3”, 108lbs)
Sapphire (5’1”, 99lbs)
Emerald (4’1”, 61lbs)
Diamond (4’9”, 112lbs)
Pearl (5’1”, 99lbs)
Platinum (5’0”, 87lbs)
Black (5’4”, 103lbs)
White (5’3”, 97lbs)
Lack-Two (4’9”, 110lbs)
Whi-Two (4’9”, 94lbs)
X (4’8”, 88lbs)
Y (5’0”, 94lbs)
Sun (4’6”, 92lbs)
Moon (4’7”, 83lbs)

I’m taller than everyone but green???? What the shit. But I guess these are by Japanese standards so idk

pika09:

ah yes, pokespe’s BW2 protagonists, raku–lack-tw– blake and fai—whi-tw— whitley

(these are shogakukan asia’s translations of rakutsu and faitsu’s names in volume 52, and they usually get their translations from viz, which means that these are their official English-translated names now)