pokespe-is-bae:

RGB: Good children fucking up bad guys.

Yellow: Flower child is fucking PISSED.

GSC: Ice man is angry.

RS: REST IN PEACE EVERYONE.

FRLG: THEY ARE C H I L D R EN.

Emerald: Small croissant, wild child, epitome of fabulous, spiky haired gambler, and super star wife save 5 of their friends.

DPPT: THE GREATEST OT3 OF THEM ALL.

HGSS: Arceus is pissed and god dammit Gold what the fuck did you do this time.

BW: Shia LaBeouf and the President team up to defeat a Christmas tree looking motherfucker and we all sob at the end.

BW2: Corruptedshipping is canon and we know it.

XY: Green comes back and that’s all I need.