lack-two: What the fuck did you just fucking say to Whi-Two, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Young Policemen’s Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and I have over 300 confirmed arrests. I am trained in machamp warfare and I’m the top gunner in the entire International Police Force. You are nothing to me but just another mission. I will throw you the fuck in jail with organizational skills the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with making my girlfriend cry? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Unova and your XTransceiver is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re a fucking criminal, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can defeat your pokemon in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my defence suit off. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Magician and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the country, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “funny” harassment of a young woman was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bastard.