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Kissing Headcanons

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Red: horrible kisser, he tries to be gentle but fails

Green; generally not a good kisser, he’s too insensitive and rough. Not tongue rough, he just presses too hard and gets his hair in your eyes

Blue; pixie dust is made of her kisses. One kiss of hers can strip someone in under thirty seconds. She can be gentle or rough, very adaptable

Yellow; it feels like spit and puppies are dancing on your lips. She’s very cautious and soft

Gold: rough rough rough. Lost of tongue and teeth, it’s like a personal tour of his mouth. (No one likes it except for the fact that his lips taste like tangerine chapstick)

Silver; he learned from the best. He can be rough but doesn’t like it, his kisses are usually very gentle and soothing.
Rather unnerving though bc he kisses with his eyes open.

Crystal; go get ‘em attitude, her kisses are on cheeks, foreheads, lips, wherever. They’re usually pecks, but if she kisses hard she kisses LONG

Ruby: he’s a really bad kisser but it looks pretty on camera and he tastes like glitter

Sapphire; forget hickeys, we’re talking bite marks. She will rip you apart

Emerald; he kisses hard and doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he cute so who cares. He really doesn’t like kisses though

Wally: imagine kissing a pillow that smells like a hospital

Dia: his lips are full and probably coated in powdered sugar, need I say more?

Pearl; its aggressive and fast, it’s over before you knew what was happening but now your teeth hurt

Platina; she’s a queen she kisses amazing duh

Black: he never shuts up so sometimes he pauses mid-kiss to mumble about how much he loves them

White: lots of sweet kisses on the cheek and whatnot

Bianca: is kissing and hugging you, and her neighbor, and her boyfriend, and everyone. She’s kissing hands and lips and cheeks and hugging everyone bc she’s a cinnamon roll that loves contact

Cheren: aside from tasting like fresh paper and spearmint Chapstick, his kisses are super tense and serious

Dexholders reacting to FNAF

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Red: pretends like he’s got this, ends up snuggling with Green or Yellow every night for three weeks bc of nightmares

Green; acts all tough like “I got this” and ends up screaming like a teenage boy and crying

Blue; she’s seen worse in real life, she beats the game first try and is never scared

Yellow; sees the title screen and immediately exits bc she’s not going this

Gold; acts all badass then shrieks like a small child bc he dies almost instantly

Silver; doesn’t get scared necessarily, but DOES punch a hole in the computer and gets his arm stuck

Crystal: she screamed and kick the computer so hard it shattered

Ruby: sapphire thought someone was murdering a torchic. Turns out it’s just Ruby. Screaming.

Sapph; roared and then burst into tears bc that was scary and NO IM NOT CRYING YA BRAT!

Emerald: whimpering and sobbing in a corner. That’s all.

Wally: fainted almost immediately, started hyperventilating. He’s cut off now

Dia: tried to befriend the animatronics every time and started crying bc they killed him and wouldn’t be friends

Pearl; yelling, screaming, fainting, repeat

Platina: *shrieking* I was not screaming.
“I JUST HEARD YOU.”
“Was not.” *restarts the game and kicks ass this time*

(If anyone has ideas for the Unova dexholders feel free to add, I haven’t read those arcs in full yet so I don’t really know how they would react)

Black: “I WILL BECOME THE CHAMPION OF THIS GAME I WILL DEFEAT 20/20/20/20 MODE” *jump scare* *Black shrieks and falls over*

White: memorizes the system, tries to manage everything, only dies because she’s busy trying to track all the animatronics (she SLAYS at the third game)

Bianca: screams and jumps a little every time there’s a jump scare but continues to play the game anyways

Cheren: probably slams all the doors and locks himself in until the power runs out because he hates this anxiety

Dancing Headcanons

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Red: he CANNOT dance but that does not stop him from looking adorable and having the time of his life

Green; he does a mean ballroom dance surprisingly. And he’s even better at the Tango

Blue: graceful, lithe, will wipe the dance floor with your measly skills

Yellow; clumsy and cute, she can’t really dance, though she usually looks great or terrible

Gold; no one has any time to pay attention to his dancing skills bc his shirt comes off every time

Silver; Silver does not dance. He does not. He can, but he will not. And if he does dance, he will do so with a straight face and a bad attitude

Crystal; have you seen those legs? Of COURSE she’s a good dancer. She’s flexible and accurate and fun to watch

Ruby; very similar to blue, beautiful ballet like moves

Sapphire: and you thought girls couldn’t breakdance.

Emerald: HE SHOULD NEVER DANCE EVER. Everyone gets second hand embarrassment just watching him

Wally: he’s a decent dancer but he’s always coughing in your face on accident so no one wants to dance with him

Dia and Pearl: no comment (they hip swish a lot and it’s rather hilarious)

Platina; yes, she just danced hip-hop. Yes, she just completely obliterated you.