greninja-sex-party:

Literally the second chance they got, they gave us a quadrupedal, fully-evolved, fire type starter. The only reason Typhlosion ever stands is to appear intimidating in a fight, like a bear or a gorilla does. Everything else he does, he does on all fours, because it’s his natural posture.

If I ever hear another one of you people say we’ve never got one, I’m gonna lose my fucking mind. That is so obscenely stupid, it’s incredible.

Also, it doesn’t. fucking. MATTER.