Crystal: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Red: What if I bite it and it dies?
Crystal: That means you’re poisonous.
Blue: What if it bites itself and I die?
Crystal: …That’s voodoo.
Silver: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Crystal: That’s correlation, not causation.
Emerald: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Gold: That’s kinky.
Tag: crime child
(battling Arceus)
Silver: Do you have anything interesting to report?
Gold: I sure do! Did you know that if you hug a Doduo hard enough it sounds just like a bagpipe?
Silver: That was my fault. I should have asked, “Do you have anything interesting that applies to our current situation to report?”
how much crap do you think crystal has to deal with on a daily basis lmao
these are all from @incorrect-pokespe-quotes o/
Gold: You need a hobby.
Silver: I have a hobby.
Gold: Being sad isn’t a hobby.
Crystal: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Silver: Philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Gold: Common sense is knowing ketchup is nOT A GODDAMN SMOOTHIE YOU NASTY.
If it is ok to make a request, Crystal and Gold taking care of Silver after he lost an arm or an eye or something like that while shoving them out of the way of something that would have hurt them just as bad. he’s not bleeding anymore, but he needs bed rest and a lot of TLC (tender loving care)
ya that ok!
Silver: *Walks in Gold’s room*
Gold: Hoe don’t do it
Silver: *turns on Proteam Omega*
Gold: Oh my god
ringsabel 