One sentence summaries of the arcs

pokespe-is-bae:

RGB: Good children fucking up bad guys.

Yellow: Flower child is fucking PISSED.

GSC: Ice man is angry.

RS: REST IN PEACE EVERYONE.

FRLG: THEY ARE C H I L D R EN.

Emerald: Small croissant, wild child, epitome of fabulous, spiky haired gambler, and super star wife save 5 of their friends.

DPPT: THE GREATEST OT3 OF THEM ALL.

HGSS: Arceus is pissed and god dammit Gold what the fuck did you do this time.

BW: Shia LaBeouf and the President team up to defeat a Christmas tree looking motherfucker and we all sob at the end.

BW2: Corruptedshipping is canon and we know it.

XY: Green comes back and that’s all I need.

pokeeeeeeee:

evilmel:

dapokemonmadster:

wokefromdreaming:

maybeinthefuture:

sweeterthanmydreams:

wokefromdreaming:

The ipod kid’s drink got stuck in the machine. The other kid got ambitious and tried to reach up into the machine to retrieve it. Ipod kid still feels that it’s his drink.

More like ipod kid catches his plain looking friend making out with the vending machine and looks rightfully disturbed.

iPod KiD walks up on plain-looking classmate trying to steal a drink from the vending machine. iPod kid happens to be a vending machine fanatic, does not approve of this action. Prepare to open a can of musical whup-ass.

Are you implying a love triangle between iPod KiD, plain-looking friend, and the vending machine?

WHY DOES THIS LOOK EXACTLY LIKE GOLD AND SILVER

my hand slipped

@silverautumnn