Crystal: Aww, they’re playing house.
Silver: House? Is that a game?
Crystal: Mm-hmm.
Silver: How do you play it?
Crystal: Well, there aren’t really any rules. You just… pretend you’re in a house.
Silver: Are you in a house?
Crystal: You can play it in a house, but it’s still pretend.
Silver: What good is that?
Crystal: It’s fun.
Silver: Huh. No wonder new trainers are crazy these days.

newbark-town:

PROTEAM OMEGA

An anime directed by the Radio Director. Proteam Omega is a giant robot that defends the world. There is Commander Venusaur, Pikachu, Poliwrath, Gyarados, Aerodactly and Snorlax. They fight against their enemy Demon Brioche.

(Actually based on Red’s Pokemon Team. Diamond and Silver are huge fans.)

Babysitter Wars: Gold vs Silver

keep-it-canon:

General philosophy
Silver: “Sit down, shut up, and if you’re good we’ll play a game.”
Gold: “Sounds like fun! Just don’t tell your parents I allowed it.”

Scrapes and bruises
Silver: “See, THIS is what happens when you don’t listen to the babysitter.”
Gold: “Hey, you got a battle scar now! Sweet!”

Temper tantrum
Silver: *sits down and reads a magazine*
Gold: “Thank goodness I’m not that immature.”

Bedtime stories
Silver: “You seriously call this literature?”
Gold: “You know what, let’s watch a movie instead!”

Emergency
Silver: *calls 911*
Gold: *calls Crystal*