I just imagine Gold and Silver hanging out somewhere and Gold asks Sil if he “has his eye on anyone” and Silver thinks he’s talking about suspicious characters and says yes and they end up having this entire conversation before they both realize that they’re not on the same page, and Gold’s like “wait, what are YOU talking about?” and Silver’s like “potential criminals. what are you talking about?” and Gold just looks at him and says “women, duh.” And Silver’s just like “oh. then no” and Gold facepalms.
Gold: And here are some of the cousins! This is Greg and Henry and that’s Robby and Patrick and Ben and Shawn and Tommy and Louis and Owen and Charley and here’re the twins, Jerry and Larry… No wait, he’s Larry and that’s Jer- no, that’s Patrick! Get outta there! We’ll pick teams in a minute. Uh, where was I? Oh, yeah. The one in the stripes is Daniel, Riley’s over there, that’s Tristan and his little brother Isaac, though don’t call him little or he’ll kick you in the nuts, and this is…”
Silver: *just stares the many Golds*
“I asked for a hero. I got a six foot tall puppy.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an angry teen with hedgehog hair and no social manners.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a pesky matchmaker thief.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an ambiguously gendered small pacifistic Forest kid.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an womanizing asshat with great hair.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an ambiguously gendered sociopath with a tragic past.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a mam bear with great calves.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a sassy fashionista.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a wild girl who bites people.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an extremely annoying short kid with impossible hair.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a hero, but he’s always sick.”
:DDDDDDDDD
I’m gonna reblog this a million times I love it I’m gonna quote it every five minutes I want individual copies of each quote copy/paste it on my phone save two on my desktop one in each folder take a screenshot and show people on the street with a camera like one of those weird commercials I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSS
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