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Red: …Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

Sapphire: Yes

White: No

Green: I don’t want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and i’m not gay

Black: I’m not gay but i would totally fuck my clone

Diamond: I’m gay, but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird

Pearl: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal

Yellow: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

X: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong

Lacktwo: I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed

Whitwo: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy

Ruby: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Blue: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do

Silver: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil

Gold: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.

Platina: You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned

GSC, Basically

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

So this story begins when we meet Trainer “my bangs are as long as my dick” Gold and he is just a really pervy ten year old ok? But whatever, what’s important is that this ginger bitch steals something and nearly breaks some random guy’s spine. Gold, naturally, only cares about the fact that he MAY have stolen his backpack so he vows to pound this ambiguously gendered emo’s face into pudding. Literally nothing else happens between them except Gold being a petty ass bitch. Anyway then we get Señorita Thunder Thighs, who proceeds to attempt to kick everything causing her problems. She’s a badass and a Mom so she’s got no bad qualities but she’s apparently not too strong bc…. plot and shit. She gets depressed and we get our first taste of abusive parenting. Spicy. Anyway, there’s this masked dude who is so obviously this OTHER creepy old dude, but seeing as Johto’s combined intelligence is comparable to that of an overripe banana, no one figures it out. Gym leaders fight, Yellow is there I think, and Pryce reveals he’s a massive dickwad. Shitty motive….. still child abuse. The other appear, side characters get a moment to shine, teashipping proves to be the only pure and good ship in the entire franchise, and Gold dies. Blue conquers her fear by capturing literal gods and Green tries to arrest a literal child, but who cares about that Gold actually isn’t dead and he’s a Daddy now.

Spe Dexholders Heights/Weights

sapphucker:

giveusvol54:

ilovecrt:

  • Red 172 cm 58kg 
  • Green 175 cm 60 kg
  • Blue 165cm 48 kg
  • Yellow 148cm 39kg 
  • Gold 168cm 52kg
  • Silver 170cm 53kg
  • Crystal 162cm 46kg 
  • Ruby 163cm 49kg 
  • Sapphire 158cm 45kg
  • Emerald 125cm 28kg
  • Diamond 151cm 51kg 
  • Pearl 157cm 45kg 
  • Platinum 153cm 39.5kg
  • Black 165cm 47kg 
  • White 161cm 44kg 
  • Lack-Two 152 cm 50kg 
  • Whi-Two 150cm 43kg
  • X 149cm 40kg
  • Y 153cm 43kg
  • Sun 141 cm 42kg
  • Moon 145cm 38kg 

for us americans:

Red (5’6”, 127lbs)
Green (5’7”, 132lbs)
Blue (5’4”, 105.8lbs)
Yellow (4’8”, 85lbs)
Gold (5’5”, 114lbs)
Silver (5’57”, 116lbs)
Crystal (5’3”, 101lbs)
Ruby (5’3”, 108lbs)
Sapphire (5’1”, 99lbs)
Emerald (4’1”, 61lbs)
Diamond (4’9”, 112lbs)
Pearl (5’1”, 99lbs)
Platinum (5’0”, 87lbs)
Black (5’4”, 103lbs)
White (5’3”, 97lbs)
Lack-Two (4’9”, 110lbs)
Whi-Two (4’9”, 94lbs)
X (4’8”, 88lbs)
Y (5’0”, 94lbs)
Sun (4’6”, 92lbs)
Moon (4’7”, 83lbs)

I’m taller than everyone but green???? What the shit. But I guess these are by Japanese standards so idk

lanceandhisbluelion:

Now the Johto kids!

– Crystal is not actually a demigod

– She used to be the leader of the Hunters of Artemis but had to leave because it turned out she was the next Oracle

– Before being a hunter she practiced taekwondo and kickboxing 

– (Like in the manga) She used to visit an orphanage

– Artemis discovered her when she was trying to protect some demigods (crys didnt know they were demigods) from some monsters, due her “powers” as the oracle she could see across the mist

– Her mom used to be a hunter of Artemis, but step down because she wanted to have a normal life

– She had an accident (just like in the manga) and got her hands and arm hurt, so she stopped using bow

– She met Gold on a mission and went together to the camp half-blood

– When she was chosen as the Oracle, Artemis was furious with Apollo, though it wasn’t his fault

– She stays in summer in the camp and helps the younger demigods and the rest of the year lives with her mom and visits the orphanage

– Silver is the son of Hades

– In this AU Giovanni is Hades, he only uses his name as a disguise

– He was taken with Blue to train and escaped together

– He is basically Nico but least edgier

– Gold convinced him to stay in the camp, though he never uses the shirt because he hates it being so orange

– He can shadowtravel but can’t raise the dead 

– His knife was given by Blue

– Hades/Giovanni always tries to convince him to live with him  in the underwold (despite persephone’s anger), this is because he thinks he has great potential. Silver always refuses

– Crows always gather around him, he used to hate it but know he kinda likes them

– He is the counselor of Hades Cabin

– Gold is son of Hermes

– Hermes gave him his goggles

– He is actually Hermes favorite child

– All the kids in the camp love him

– He is the guide of the welcoming tour 

– Enemies always think he is weak due his godly parentage 

– He never gets truly angry but when he does everybody knows there is going to be some destruction

– Despite being a demigos he has brought a lot of new demigods to the camp

– He is always in the camp, this is because his mother has a farm near the hill 

– He is really good with animals and animal like monsters

– He is the counselor of Harmes Cabin

For now this are the only hc that I have but I will make more. The next one will be the hoenn dex holders, anybody is free to write their own headcanons or draw stuff, I will be so happy if you do !!