executivearcher:

highlights of the HGSS pokespe chapters:

  • Eusine sobbing hysterically when Silver tells him his life story
  • Kris flipping her shit when she thinks someone noticed her embarrassing outfit
  • Petrel trying to escape by disguising himself as Bugsy but with a goatee
  • Archer getting punted down a flight of stairs by the lord god Arceus itelf 
  • Archer in general because good fucking lord he is a disaster

I don’t know about everyone else, but I will be like MASSIVELY disappointed if the johto dexholders don’t show up in the SM arc. The Kanto kids (minus Yellow) got to cameo last time and how perfect is Alola for the johtrio! Malie City is made to resemble Johto and like the j3 have been doing the whole sun, moon, stars gag since Crys started it and blah blah blah 

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY-

TSAREENA=LEGS POKEMON 

CRYSTAL=LEGS GIRL

HOW MUCH MORE PERFECT CAN YOU GET