Pokespe Dex Holders as Spongebob
Tag: croissant
drew some things for my modern au :> click pics for explanations if you wish
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Gold: Yeah, Emerald wants advice. Dating advice.
Crystal: Dating advice? From whom?
Gold: Yours truly.
Crystal: Gold, when was the last time you went on a date?
Gold: I will talk to you later.
Some pretty old doodles of my johto babies because I love them and I love shipping them and my favessssss (also there are some captions with semi explanations bc some of this looks weird)
Crystal: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Red: What if I bite it and it dies?
Crystal: That means you’re poisonous.
Blue: What if it bites itself and I die?
Crystal: …That’s voodoo.
Silver: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Crystal: That’s correlation, not causation.
Emerald: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Gold: That’s kinky.
Crystal: (hugs Emerald)
Emerald: What’s this? What’s happening?
Crystal: It’s going to be alright.
Emerald: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Crystal: It’s a hug, Emerald. I’m hugging you.
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