daa – ringsabel

spicyshimmy:

domirine:

anders helps nathaniel to get over velanna, and the joining goblet seems more suitable than a regular wine glass (he is really broken-hearted)

THINGS ANDERS SAID THAT NIGHT

‘Did she call you a pathetic worm? She called me a pathetic worm.’

’…Oh, she did. She did call you…oh. Oh. And I was only joking. Trying to make you feel better.’

‘Cheer up, old nose. Howe do you know ‘pathetic worm’ isn’t ‘handsome halla’ in her language?’

‘Really? She actually picked up a worm and demonstrated?’

’…Used you to illustrate worm, crushed the actual worm to illustrate pathetic?’

‘They always crush you when they love you, I suppose.’

‘So I hear, anyway.’

‘Mine usually clap me in irons and kick me in the head until I stop talking.’

‘Little do they know that kicking me in the head only makes me talk more, not less.’

‘No, no, I’m sure there’s no leftover Darkspawn blood in the goblet.’

‘And, I mean, just, if there was, which I’m not saying there is, but if I was so lazy as to avoid checking or simply let it slip my mind, we already know we’ve built up tolerance for the stuff, haven’t we?’

‘Besides, I needed a cup with a rim big enough that you wouldn’t bonk your nose on the opposite side.’

‘Only cup big enough was this one, unless we wanted to go straight from the barrel.’

’…Oghren’s under there at the moment, though. I even checked. It’s very smelly down there.’

‘But, on the bright side, now I know where that poor ferret went.’

‘May he rest in piss–peace. Peace. That’s the one. Well, piss too, considering…’

‘Your nose looks better when I’m drunk.’

‘Why are we here again?’

‘I’ve always loved y–uuuuuuuuusing my fireballs.’