Emerald: Hair gel, duh, what other ways are there?

Green: It’s a mixture of natural cowlicks, a blow dryer, and some hairspray

Red: Like what? I thought my hair was normal?

Gold: Haven’t brushed my hair since the ‘90s

Crystal: I? Don’t? Know? My hair has gotten wet but maintained form and it has started to show signs of intelligent life

Peal: The ‘natural windswept look’ of running in circles while waiting for Diamond

Shauna: 
Qu’est-ce que vous avez dit? Je ne parle pas anglais

Hugh: DNA-splicers and a qwilfish

White: I shampoo to give it volume

WhiTwo: Donut ask about it

LackTwo: It’s just fluffy. Is this whole list mainly to make fun of Unova hair styles?

Silver, Ruby, Cheren, and everyone else with those fricken antenna: “Ever heard of Anime?”