Eisenwald: Let’s murder all the guild masters. Just for the lulz, y’know?
Phantom Lord: We should rename ourselves “the We Hate Fairy Tail club” and get it over with. We’ll have to do it eventually.
Jellal & Trinity Raven: Y’all need Zeref
Laxus: I wanna be the very best, like no-one ever waaas!
Thunder God Tribe: We’re your biggest fans
Oracion Seis: Let’s turn everyone evil just for the hell of it
Daphne: *Has an unhealthy obsession with dragons*
Every villain in Edolas: We got the magiiic in us
Grimoire Heart: This is our dark wizard now
Zeref: I’m dying and I’m taking the rest of the you with me
Acnologia: One second I’m a dragon, suddenly I’m a human
Church of Zentopia: Idk, we’re just doing what we’re told
Neo Oracion Seis: Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of us.
Raven Tail: What is even our purpose in this anime?
Future Rogue: *Angsting over dead cat* *Kills best friend because of dead cat* *Tries to kill everyone because of dead cat*
Every villain in the movie: I guess you could say we’re… stoned.
Eclipse Celestial Spirits: FREEEEEEDOOOM!
Sylph Labrinth: Give us shiny things
Tartaros: Because you know we’re all about that Face, ’bout that Face, no magic!
Avatar: Notice us Zeref-senpai
Spriggan 12: #ProtectZerefX792