Your fave is problematic: Chrom

theleftnippleofchrom:

sugarfilledstars:

grima-of-nohr:

theleftnippleofchrom:

  • Allows Grima the fell dragon to command his army
  • Outfit looks like it was stolen from a corpse
  • Walks in on army tacticians naked
  • Can’t pass down galeforce
  • Raised a philanderer (sometimes)
  • Has naked poster of himself in every tent
  • Lucina deserved better from him than one sword and a world of trouble

  • No feet
  • ruins every floor with shoving his weapons into it
  • uses the fire emblem as a shield and gets surprised after it gets stolen
  • invades personal space
  • complains about life of a royal to someone resorting to thievery
  • has spent his whole life surrounded by pegasus knights yet he doesn’t know what’s the plural form of “pegasus”
  • let’s complete strangers into his army 
  • let’s his enemies into his army
  • doesn’t know how to talk to women
  • watches his daughter try to commit murder on his best friend, without attempting to interfere
  • doesn’t ever question the mark of grima on his tactician’s cloak or hand
  • would be

    fucking

    dead if it wasn’t for frederick

  • allows someone with “amnesia” that looks and seems shady as hell be his tactician, who turns out to be fucking grima, that fucking kILLS HIM IN THE FUTURE, COMMAND HIS ARMY.
  • “Nah Frederick they’re chill, they can command my Very Important army. It’s not like I’m gonna die or anything.”

‘m’lord, i fucking told you’

inqua:

Some Chrom!Inigo by request.

Chrom!Inigo is actually my favourite Inigo, just because his whole “trying to keep a positive image despite desperate times” schtick made a lot of sense to me if he’s also prince. Also, navy blue hair just fits his design really well, imo.

kanthia:

sometimes i catch myself staring into the distance and i’m sure i look super cool and pensive but i’m actually just thinking about how frederick is clearly wearing a collared shirt and tie under his armour

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what the fuck, frederick. why did you wear a full suit and tie to war. did you think you were going to have to officiate chrom’s wedding in the middle of a battle? actually that’s pretty plausible