butt-berry:

“Mewtwo is great but we need to give it a weapon to emphasise how serious and stoic it is”

“Ok I’ve got the perfect thing… a giant spoon”

ALTHOUGH to be fair, apparently it did just straight up impale Deoxys with it

I hate this and love it at the same time

blue-evolver:

Happy Birthday Silver! – 24.12.15 –

One sentence summaries of the arcs

pokespe-is-bae:

RGB: Good children fucking up bad guys.

Yellow: Flower child is fucking PISSED.

GSC: Ice man is angry.

RS: REST IN PEACE EVERYONE.

FRLG: THEY ARE C H I L D R EN.

Emerald: Small croissant, wild child, epitome of fabulous, spiky haired gambler, and super star wife save 5 of their friends.

DPPT: THE GREATEST OT3 OF THEM ALL.

HGSS: Arceus is pissed and god dammit Gold what the fuck did you do this time.

BW: Shia LaBeouf and the President team up to defeat a Christmas tree looking motherfucker and we all sob at the end.

BW2: Corruptedshipping is canon and we know it.

XY: Green comes back and that’s all I need.

pokeeeeeeee:

Did somebody do this already or

Pokespe arcs summarised in one sentence

pokeeeeeeee:

RGB: 3 cute kids stop a criminal organisation

Y: Cinnamon roll kicks ass.

GSC: Criminal organisation is back, better than ever, soon to be destroyed by seven CUTE kids

RS: EVERYBODY DIES

FRLG: Kids get stoned

E: Kids stop other kids being stoned

DPPT: Speaking of Pokémon, look at this rich bitch of a cinnamon roll

HGSS: A beautiful and intriguing arc which explores the character development of a red head emo and a cute girl that kicks

BW: Another kid gets stoned

There are two types of pokespe arcs

the we can do this as a team arcs: RBG/Y, GSC, Emerald, DPPt, HGSS
the sTOP IT THEYRE JUST KIDS!!1! arcs: RS, FRLG, BW, XY

pokedex-holder-pink:

waterlight-fairy:

Gooddog Plain is such a nice font!!! 😀 I was going to make Red transparent but it was too small XD On to the next one which will be transparent!

If you look at it sans context, it’s almost like Red is telling the fans he’s gonna come back in the later arcs and then the second panel, he’s like: “LOL, these bitches won’t know what’ll hit them”