The Signs and their Hogwarts Houses

Aries: Gryffindor with Slytherin tendencies
Taurus: Slytherin with Hufflepuff tendencies
Gemini: Gryffindor with Ravenclaw tendencies
Cancer: Hufflepuff with Slytherin tendencies
Leo: Slytherin with Gryffindor tendencies
Virgo: Hufflepuff with Ravenclaw tendencies
Libra: Gryffindor with Hufflepuff tendencies
Scorpio: Ravenclaw with Slytherin tendencies
Sagittarius: Ravenclaw with Gryffindor tendencies
Capricorn: Slytherin with Ravenclaw tendencies
Aquarius: Ravenclaw with Hufflepuff tendencies
Pisces: Hufflepuff with Gryffindor tendencies

zodiac signs as bad habits

kairostrology:

aries: nottexting back, chewing on gum really loudly, double dipping

taurus:
unbalanced sleep/eating schedule, drinking too much coffee, reality tv

gemini: not
letting other people finish their stories, talking too loudly, slouching

cancer:
judging other people for everything, getting overly protective of friends

leo: talking
during movies, not applying sunscreen regularly, spending too much money while
shopping

virgo: not
sleeping, reading halfway through a book and forgetting about it, not accepting
help from others

libra: losing
important papers, lying to parents, chewing with your mouth open

scorpio: procrastinating,
leaving empty candy wrappers everywhere, sleeping with makeup on

sagittarius:
chipping off nail polish, overthinking everything, correcting other peoples grammar
too much

capricorn:
letting others push you around, not hiding disdain towards others, skipping
breakfast

aquarius:
leaving clothes on the floor, never organizing school work until finals week,
road rage

pisces: interrupting
others, watching netflix at one in the morning, playing music too loudly in
headphones

COMMON PHYSICAL FEATURES THE SIGNS HAVE

Aries: Prominent nose, large forehead, strong eyebrows, close-set eyes, and bright cheeks.
Taurus: Bow-shaped lips, thick neck and limbs, thick hair, and nice smile.
Gemini: Long limbs, high cheekbones, symmetrical, sparkly eyes, thin, usually tall.
Cancer: Usually brunettes, short, small eyes, full lips, and petite noses.
Leo: Thick hair, knowing look, large cat eyes, small waists, and big smile.
Virgo: Tend to be fair skinned, clear skin, and delicate features.
Libra: Dimples, symmetrical features, and high cheekbones.
Scorpio: Dark and hypnotic eyes, glowing skin, and permanent scowl.
Sagittarius: Nice jawlines, pronounced forehead, wide smiles, and tall.
Capricorn: Dark and small eyes, dark hair, and high cheekbones.
Aquarius: Large eyes, thin, well defined features, and usually have either very long or very short hair.
Pisces: Tend to be short with delicate, butter-like features. Many have the potential to become obese.

The Signs + Reading Fanfiction

Aries: *screams a lot*
Taurus: OHBYMGOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IS THIS HAPPENING OH MY GOD
Gemini: *has 40,000 OTP’s*
Cancer: *feels personally victimized by the storyline*
Leo: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.. THESE BITC HES
Virgo: … lol
Libra: THEY’RE SO CUTE OMG ICANT
Scorpio: so like.. lmao.. where’s the sex scene
Sagittarius: *screaming internally*
Capricorn: nice…
Aquarius: *reads one word* *predicts the entire plot, setting, theme* *analyzes all the characters*
Pisces: omg relationshiP gOALS