Pokespe arcs summarised in one sentence

pokeeeeeeee:

RGB: 3 cute kids stop a criminal organisation

Y: Cinnamon roll kicks ass.

GSC: Criminal organisation is back, better than ever, soon to be destroyed by seven CUTE kids

RS: EVERYBODY DIES

FRLG: Kids get stoned

E: Kids stop other kids being stoned

DPPT: Speaking of Pokémon, look at this rich bitch of a cinnamon roll

HGSS: A beautiful and intriguing arc which explores the character development of a red head emo and a cute girl that kicks

BW: Another kid gets stoned

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rock-bomber:

Rock Bomber’s Song of the Week: Ruins of Alph | Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal