harry potter – Page 3

This honestly gives me life

deadmomjokes:

thefutureauthor:

WHY DO

SO LITTLE PEOPLE

HAVE DEAN AND SEAMUS

AS THEIR OTP?

I MEAN SERIOUSLY

THEY’RE NEVER APART
EVER

Are we also not going to mention the one where they’re holding hands?

Dean/Seamus is canon as far as i’m concerned.

As far as the guy who played Seamus is concerned, too.

sniffytugboat:

dajo42:

i had a dream that mentions of magic were banned so harry potter had
to be reprinted with “wizard” replaced with “cool guy” and any mention
of a magic spell replaced with “sweet trick”

The Ministry of Sweet Tricks

McGonagall: [loses Dumbledore in the crowd]
McGonagall: [loudly] Slytherin wins the house cup!
“TWENTY THOUSAND POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR”
McGonagall: ah found him

jellalyrancher:

exoticgreen:

youusedtocallmeaugustus:

equalityforzombies:

itsthestartofinfinity:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Happy Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Happy Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

forever reblog

Can you imagine being the person who sent this anon? Having to see this all the time. Must be so embarrassing but it’s hilarious!

My gut hurts from laughing, omfg.

Fucking Tinks got me

hogwartskidsproblems:

because it deleted the first time

swanqueen-chloe:

I just love how, on September 1, the whole Tumblr suddenly stops and goes back to Hogwarts.

the-sarcastic-daisy:

lady-with-a-book:

theyoungandwreckless:

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS

Lost it at Malfoy

Re-reblog

mytardishaswings:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

greyyourwarden:

cascrieff:

one thing I never see anyone take into account is the fact that Hogwarts must be crawling with cats. you’re allowed to bring either a cat, an owl, or a toad. if we assume only 1/3 of the students bring cats with them, that’s still, like, HUNDREDS OF CATS.

#and how many of those cats were spayed or neutered??#are there rules about spaying/neutering your cat and when were those rules made if so?#do the teachers remember the ‘great kitten infestation of 65?#where they had not just hundreds of cats at hogwarts but HUNDREDS OF KITTENS #so many kittens the students come to hogwarts with a cat and come home with an armful of them #teachers are given kittens #mcgonagall walking into class carrying a kitten #kittens chasing after dumbledore’s robes in the great hall #playpens in the common rooms for kittens #kittens everywhere

WHAT IF MCGONAGALL TAUGHT MANNERS AND STUFF TO THE KITTENS AND THEY EVEN TRAINED THEM TO BE LIKE HELPERS. LIKE THEY COULD LEAD 1ST YEARS TO CLASS AND ALERT TEACHERS TO MISCHIEF OR RETRIEVE MADAME POMPFREY IN AN EMERGENCY

I am all for Professor McGonagal raising and training an army of cat TAs.

lislemon:

fearandlothering:

adaechi:

nyofinn:

hi i’m auditioning for the role of lord voldemort and i’ll be singing ‘say my name’

this is it. this is the one

hi i’m auditioning for the role of tom marvolo riddle and i’ll be singing ‘that’s not my name’

hi i’m auditioning for the role of gilderoy lockhart and i’ll be singing ‘what’s my name’