Tag: harry potter

mcgonagall: do you think we should start requiring permission slips for quidditch? i mean, potter literally lost all the bones in his arm last year
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: also, maybe we should let parents know if we’re gonna send students into the forest for detentions? remember when we sent potter in there and you-know-who tried to kill him?
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: well, maybe we should get permission from parents for extracurricular activities. dueling club last year resulted in potter being outed as a parsletongue, and everyone thought he was the heir of slytherin for most of the year
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: alright, well, potter wants to know if he can go to hogsmeade. the abusive muggles you saddled him with wouldn’t sign his form
dumbledore: you wanT HIM TO GO TO HOGSEMEADE WITHOUT A PERMISSION FORM??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS??? HE MIGHT GET CAVITIES FROM ALL THE CANDY HE MIGHT BUY. I WON’T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A LAWSUIT, MINERVA

hopestarjones:

NOTE THAT “GOOD” IS NOT A LISTED GRYFFINDOR TRAIT

NOTE THAT “NERDY” IS NOT A LISTED RAVENCLAW TRAIT

NOTE THAT “EVIL” IS NOT A LISTED SLYTHERIN TRAIT

NOTE THAT “DUMB” IS NOT A LISTED HUFFLEPUFF TRAIT

END HOUSE DISCRIMINATION

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

“Are you serious right now, Dad?”

“No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius.”